blood-orange-juice:

prohaloplayer:

does this dude even know any spells other than cast iron skillet

why would you need any other spells if you have cast iron skillet

cirkkaa:

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About the traveler

mighty-meerkat:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

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you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

scarfanon:

zinjanthropusboisei:

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These pictures are killing me

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There are many animals I expect to see in caves, but I can confidently say that this was not one of them.

pokemonheritageposts:

pokemonheritageposts:

church bells have been ringing for like an hour

yes we get it the twat is king now can you shut the fuck up and let me hate the monarchy in peace

wrong blog. whatever

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chinchillasinunison:

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indeed.com: hello person with a graphic design degree we think you’ll be great match for (checks notes) dying in a coal mine

andhumanslovedstories:

andhumanslovedstories:

Admiral Zhao is so one dimensional, it’s genuinely wonderful. Love just watching a grown man whose narrative job is to drive the narrative while making the other antagonist look better in comparison. Every time the show is like “let’s explore Zhao’s deal” it’s always like “his deal is that he sucks hardcore and big time :)” and I think that’s beautiful

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@halewoods no one has ever understood atla as well as you do

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

Sims 4 becoming transpositive has led to some of the funniest UI elements I’ve ever seen

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dotty-literati:

toadsrbutch:

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nothing is ever going to be better than this gif. I see this gif and I just about cry every time.

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HD remake

onlinebeast:

onlinebeast:

Dragging my bleeding, broken body up to the last computer and hitting post before succumbing to my injuries…

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no1fan15:

flowerlygirls:

movedto-transmisogynistic-deact:

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look into the horses eyes its going to eat their faces so fucking fast

Apparently the context is this horse has injured everyone who has tried to ride them

duhaerith:

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i love him so much its unreal i swear hes free therapy

wizard0rb:
“unsubconscious:
“Lara Restelli (American, b. 1971)
‘Agates in a Jar’, 2022
Oil on canvas, 76 x 101cm
”
OIL ON CANVAS?
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wizard0rb:
“unsubconscious:
“Lara Restelli (American, b. 1971)
‘Agates in a Jar’, 2022
Oil on canvas, 76 x 101cm
”
OIL ON CANVAS?
”

wizard0rb:

unsubconscious:

Lara Restelli (American, b. 1971)
‘Agates in a Jar’, 2022
Oil on canvas, 76 x 101cm

OIL ON CANVAS?

heartseeker:

justghoulishthings:

BREAKING NEWS: I GOIG TO FUCKING GET YOU

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switch-up-snowfox:

nate2247:

switch-up-snowfox:

nate2247:

switch-up-snowfox:

pancakeke:

pancakeke:

this episode of mythbusters started with an apology holy shit

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Oh the cannonball ain’t nothin compared to the esparto incident.

The what now

They were testing the phrase “knock your socks off” and because its the mythbusters build team (which consists of 3 boom addicted gremlins) they decided to go to a quarry near Esparto california to test the myth by blowing shit up. This time they got 500 pounds of ANFO. The detonation was pretty damn big.

They started getting phone calls, turns out they and the experts underestimated the size of the kaboom, reports of broken windows, car alarms going off, people getting knocked out of their seats, hell one news station reported that they leveled the town.

According to grant, that’s why they can no longer go back to esparto.

LMFAO nobody can rival the power of the mythbusters

I’ve seen people talk about how adam and jamie are the polar opposite in energies but the build team operated on the same wavelength 90% of the time and that wavelength was “kaboom.”